The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Just had a horrible recurring nightmare. I'm working as an extermination specialist, pulling dead scorpions out of a crack in the wall... no live ones. I'm puzzled about this, but feel satisfied at a job well done. Then, I stand up... and feel a couple of scorpions crawling down my trousers. It's incredibly realistic, and I can actually feel my skin crawl.

I have an irrational phobia of scorpions. And snakes. England only has one poisonous snake, and no scorpions...


One day you will wake up and put on your shoes only to realize (too late mind you) that a scorpion is in one of them.

And yes, this does happen (and is extremely likely).





Also, pineapple is damned delicious you pious fags.
 
Right about now I am drinking a lot of beer. Getting a bit toasty over here. I've been a bit unhappy lately. I should be happy because lots of good things have been happening to me lately but I'm just pissed off and getting into some sort of pre-graduation depression thing. I need a fucking main bitch but the most I've been able to muster up during these couple of years is a few random fucks which is just not cutting it over here. I can't even get the courage to ask out this cunt I've had a crush on for over a year now I should get on that shit soon before it's too late or I could just drink some beers and forget about it.

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Right about now I am drinking a lot of beer. Getting a bit toasty over here. I've been a bit unhappy lately. I should be happy because lots of good things have been happening to me lately but I'm just pissed off and getting into some sort of pre-graduation depression thing. I need a fucking main bitch but the most I've been able to muster up during these couple of years is a few random fucks which is just not cutting it over here. I can't even get the courage to ask out this cunt I've had a crush on for over a year now I should get on that shit soon before it's too late or I could just drink some beers and forget about it.

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thats the problem man,you can't be having crushes at school,thats the time to just fuck!! such a smorgasboard you have there at school!! screw as many as you can while at school like some wild bezerk boar!i've had many beers today as its ANZAC day here(my personal favourite public holiday),a day to remember the war dead and to pay tribute to those who served there country in times of war
 
Right about now I am drinking a lot of beer. Getting a bit toasty over here. I've been a bit unhappy lately. I should be happy because lots of good things have been happening to me lately but I'm just pissed off and getting into some sort of pre-graduation depression thing. I need a fucking main bitch but the most I've been able to muster up during these couple of years is a few random fucks which is just not cutting it over here. I can't even get the courage to ask out this cunt I've had a crush on for over a year now I should get on that shit soon before it's too late or I could just drink some beers and forget about it.

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:kickass:
We need more. Keep it up.

About to head off to my friend's house, from where we will take the greyhound down to Worcester to see Gigantour.
 
Just got up. Going to make some coffee because panzerfaust just made me do it. Thanks.
 
Right about now I am drinking a lot of beer. Getting a bit toasty over here. I've been a bit unhappy lately. I should be happy because lots of good things have been happening to me lately but I'm just pissed off and getting into some sort of pre-graduation depression thing. I need a fucking main bitch but the most I've been able to muster up during these couple of years is a few random fucks which is just not cutting it over here. I can't even get the courage to ask out this cunt I've had a crush on for over a year now I should get on that shit soon before it's too late or I could just drink some beers and forget about it.

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I like the way you think, it is similar to the way i think.
 
Sometimes I hear English people say nuffin instead of nothing. Imagine if the greys was English.

someone: Hey, what'd you do today?
greys: Muffin.