Just ordered a 24 dollar canadian bacon+pineapple pizza with ranch and jalepenos on the side to my house. I can't wait to get it.
Earlier today, I was woken up by my friend at the door. He told me he that needed my urine, pronto. He explained that it was to pass a drug test for a new job. I told him that it wouldn't work cause the pee has to be at a certain temp., but he didn't believe me. So just to get him out faster, and without fuss, I pissed in a condom for him. I haven't heard back from him yet. I wonder if the condom leaked in his pants before he got to use it, that'd be hilarious, I'd never let him forget it.