The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Come visit. I'll give you a free meal at the dining hall since I have 2 free guest meals I can dispense.

Sometime I will stop by. But not this time.

Anyways, chilling at my friends house. We just watched Alive in Athens for a bit, now they are playing Frets on Fire.
 
Got back from the Cape Cod times. Made $80 cutting, editing, and uploading to YouTube short clips of several dozen beaches throughout the Cape. They all look the same. Really boring. Good money, though.

Psyched for the concert tomorrow. Gonna kick ass.
 
Just had a horrible recurring nightmare. I'm working as an extermination specialist, pulling dead scorpions out of a crack in the wall... no live ones. I'm puzzled about this, but feel satisfied at a job well done. Then, I stand up... and feel a couple of scorpions crawling down my trousers. It's incredibly realistic, and I can actually feel my skin crawl.

I have an irrational phobia of scorpions. And snakes. England only has one poisonous snake, and no scorpions...
 
Just ordered a 24 dollar canadian bacon+pineapple pizza with ranch and jalepenos on the side to my house. I can't wait to get it.

Earlier today, I was woken up by my friend at the door. He told me he that needed my urine, pronto. He explained that it was to pass a drug test for a new job. I told him that it wouldn't work cause the pee has to be at a certain temp., but he didn't believe me. So just to get him out faster, and without fuss, I pissed in a condom for him. I haven't heard back from him yet. I wonder if the condom leaked in his pants before he got to use it, that'd be hilarious, I'd never let him forget it.
DUDE WTF?! That's so gross. Pineapple?:zombie:
 
Just had a horrible recurring nightmare. I'm working as an extermination specialist, pulling dead scorpions out of a crack in the wall... no live ones. I'm puzzled about this, but feel satisfied at a job well done. Then, I stand up... and feel a couple of scorpions crawling down my trousers. It's incredibly realistic, and I can actually feel my skin crawl.

I have an irrational phobia of scorpions. And snakes. England only has one poisonous snake, and no scorpions...


One day you will wake up and put on your shoes only to realize (too late mind you) that a scorpion is in one of them.

And yes, this does happen (and is extremely likely).





Also, pineapple is damned delicious you pious fags.
 
Right about now I am drinking a lot of beer. Getting a bit toasty over here. I've been a bit unhappy lately. I should be happy because lots of good things have been happening to me lately but I'm just pissed off and getting into some sort of pre-graduation depression thing. I need a fucking main bitch but the most I've been able to muster up during these couple of years is a few random fucks which is just not cutting it over here. I can't even get the courage to ask out this cunt I've had a crush on for over a year now I should get on that shit soon before it's too late or I could just drink some beers and forget about it.

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