The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Trust me man, I have a vagina so I know how these things work (you know, women things). She wants you, so you just give her a call, but probably not right after you've had those eight afternoon beers you're talking about.
 
More than likely...

I'm probably not going to call, so maybe I can keep some of my dignity.

Well shame on you for being a pussy and not calling. I don't think she gave you a fake number, there's no reason why she would approach you and start talking to you and then offer you a fake number. A woman generally only gives out fake numbers if some guy she doesn't like is pressuring her to give him her number and she doesn't know how to tell him no. If this chick actually offered you her number, it's probably because she finds you interesting and she wants you to call her. So, do it!
You said it. You've got nothing to lose by not calling.