seedofvengeance
Boosh!
Meh, I'll decide when I get back to Texas. I'm enjoying an afternoon beer or eight at the minute, so I'm not gonna worry about it.
More than likely...
I'm probably not going to call, so maybe I can keep some of my dignity.
You said it. You've got nothing to lose by not calling.Well shame on you for being a pussy and not calling. I don't think she gave you a fake number, there's no reason why she would approach you and start talking to you and then offer you a fake number. A woman generally only gives out fake numbers if some guy she doesn't like is pressuring her to give him her number and she doesn't know how to tell him no. If this chick actually offered you her number, it's probably because she finds you interesting and she wants you to call her. So, do it!
You said it. You've got nothing to lose by not calling.
actually looking at it, it probably was
Except I was 7 beers and 2 glasses of vodka/mountain dew deep, so I was drunk
This is the best time for him to call her.but probably not right after you've had those eight afternoon beers you're talking about.
Except I was 7 beers and 2 glasses of vodka/mountain dew deep, so I was drunk
This is rich coming from you