The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

You don't even know what I look like and hopefully never will, since I'd prefer not to be abducted by King Kong.
 
That isn't a compliment. Did you ever notice that even though he was so big, his penis was so small as to seem totally nonexistent?
 
You're the one who was talking about how your penis is as big as a gorilla's, and now you don't want to face the truth. The moral of the story is, stop being a faggot and womanizer.
 
You're the one who was talking about how your penis is as big as a gorilla's, and now you don't want to face the truth. The moral of the story is, stop being a faggot and womanizer.

They also have the size of their brains in common.