Not much, bird shit on this grill i got for free, never had anything to cook on it, so can't use it anyways, because i'd have a stroke, which i don't want. I might smash the shit out of it later.
Trying to finish my natty daddy, going to return cans and hopefully have enough to choke on puke, it's brutal, might not make it back alive and die in the street, the reality, fall on the floor, choked in puke.
Waiting for my friend to get here so I can see her stupid ass fucktoy open for Soil. I don't wanna be here, Soil blows, but she didn't wanna come alone and alienated most of her other friends dating this dude because he's a well known player-heroin addict. And I pride myself on always being that friend who doesn't tell adults what choices to make or openly judge them for it.
At least it's 5 minutes from my place. Plus she's my homie, so we'll do girl stuff. She'll dance and I'll get drunk enough to terrify some casuals.
I'm just drunk enough to talk to strangers. I did that for the entire hour or two after she left that I was too drunk to drive. What's your favorite scary movie?
tonight I'll be smoking hamburgers stuffed with cheddar and mini meatloaf balls stuffed with cheddar and wrapped with bacon
Yes, there will be pics... and farts
Also... tomorrow I'm waking up early to smoke two pork butts.
No doubt that those will be downright amazing.
Rub will have been on there for 36 hours.
brown sugar, sugar, salt, black pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, cayenne pepper, cumin, paprika, cinnamon