Onder
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- Apr 10, 2006
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A most interesting thing just happened to me. I was taking a shit at work, rather explosive at that, and I had my in-ears in and playing some 20th century classical - a female composer who's mildly film-score like, but also in the post-war eastern european tradition, I wiped my ass and as I was putting my pants back on again, the headphone cable got partly stuck in my pants and made a noose that circumvented my genitals and I accidentally tightened it by finishing the common dressing up movement. It was the weirdest feeling, like my genitals were a wild mustang and I lassoed it like Gregory Peck in a western scene, I can't stop thinking about it now.
