I just fixed the garage door, came back inside and discovered a new, curious amount of chest hair that had not been there before. Shrugging this off, I then went to a neighbor's yard and chopped down their old oak with my penis for use in the fireplace, despite the room already being 90 degrees. I'll probably use the rest for root beer. Right now I have the strangest craving for grizzly bear jerky, don't know why.