The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Been too long since I had sex to be preggers ;-;

Been awile since I saw a vagina and put my dick in it.

Been longer than I want it to be.

Not been to long but seems like it's been a lot longer than it's been.
 
I suppose I can't get pissy for you making a misogynistic joke about women belonging in the kitchen sense I put myself there...but I take solace in the fact that you'll never get to enjoy a sammich made by me :P
 
Hey, if I go through the trouble of making it, you can go through the trouble of eating it. Otherwise, make your own damn food.

Half the shows on Adult Swim sound like jokes. I swear when I saw the commercial for "Assy McGee" I thought they were kidding. That show raped my eyes.
 
I think that's the point of them... the problem is that this show is not in the least bit comedic in any way, shape, or form. It's actually anti-funny. Every time I see it, I am unable to laugh at at least 3 legitimately funny things afterward, just to make up the difference.

And as long as you find something else to do once you're done, a sandwich is fine.
 
Oh yeah? And what would fall under acceptable things to do after sandwich making? 'Cause after slaving over a hot stove...slice of bread...whatever...I'm going to want to chill with my videogames.

We should stage a coup and make Adult Swim good again.