The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Facebooking. Got a notification saying "Andy Phelps is in a relationship"
I then noticed that his profile picture was of him...and his car.
 
Lady singer from my band has gotten me involved in a cover of Inner Sanctum by Behemoth with some other dude...I figure knowing some metal dudes around campus is probably worth learning the song...besides which, it rules.
 
Haha, okay now I'm sober for a moment, so here's what's up: I'm trying to find a new computer to buy because my current one freezes even before the possibility to enter BIOS when starting, so I now officialy consider it fucking dead the fuck.

Also, there were several parties from which I remember shit but I kissed like three blondes in 20 hours and got none of them which is shamefully normal in the year of 2010. One run off after I refused to bang on a fucking street at 3AM, she was like a fucking horse really, she kicked me down on the fucking street (from back! my body still hurts) in one of the filthiest fucking shitholes in Prague and then tried to get me naked so I was like fuck off you stupid cunt, make some fucking sense and threw her away like a bag of sand or something. We repeated this procedure like three times and then she just fucking run fucking drunk into the nightly city so we were looking for her with this other chick but then we realised we didn't really want to so we started making out, it was quite romantic but at her door she said the classic line "you're fine but I have a boyfriend" and went inside alone. There was a dog barking at me from her neighbour's garden so I spent like an hour barking at him back, but she still didn't come out again.

Now I'm going to have a calm beer with this guy we call "cattle". He goes to restaurants and drinks the worcester sauce from the tables there. And I'm getting my guitar back tommorow hopefully which I can't fucking wait for.
 
A++++++++

Also Krigloch you silly goofball. Cascada is that German chick singer who you were singing along to in that Nevermore faggotfan video you made.
 
Making dinner for myself and drinking buddy. We're gonna go with her room-mate to a strip club in a bit. Drinking heavily because shit will be expensive there. This looks pretty decent for a Thursday night.
 
I am drunk of vodka waiting on the phone for some walmart employee to tell me they don't carry electric grills. After I try all walmart's in a 6 mile radius I'll go with home depot, then lowes then I give up because I live in a studio where they only ship to a 4"x6"x3'-0" slot for your mail. Hard times fitting a grill by mail order.