The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Onder]

I am interested in beef jerky. We don't have this delicious snack in Sweden, though. Might be available in some American food store. Got to check.

I have had beef jerky once and it was delicious. I'm pretty sure some specialized shops import it here, but I'm too lazy to search for it and mainly, this US-ish stuff is always expensive just because NFL players eat it.

 

[The Butt]

Cron, you do not have beef jerky in Sweden? You must overthrow your government.

 

[Blind Guardian]

Cronopio is off the mark here. We do indeed have beef jerky, like smoked deer-and moose meat. But Cronopio is also a city slicker from Stockholm, and they only eat sushi.

 

[Cronopio]

I did actually have sushi today, so kudos on your Sherlockin' skills, my fellow brother in IKEA.

The beef jerky we have might be similar to the American kind, but it's not EXACTLY the same thing. I want the real deal, that's why I only watch porn where the chicks have implants.

 

[Blind Guardian]

Now, I bet their beef jerky is actually worse than our. The difference is probably that their beef jerky - being American - is tastelessly soaked in spices that shouldn't be there. I tell you, this natural stuff, straight from Vegard Pompey's little sami dad

is bound to be better than this mass produced shit

 

[Pessimism]

I would argue that the one style of food America is particularly VERY good at is beef jerky. Of course you can't trust that mass produced shit, but if you have ever had the pleasure of strolling through markets hosted by little shops that specialize in jerky... it's fucking heaven.

Edit: I still need to try snake jerky. More importantly however I need to bust out the dehydrator.

 

[Blind Guardian]

Oh no doubt, but I think what Cronopio is after is exactly that kind of stuff I mentioned.

 

[Pessimism]

Aw phooey. That shit is nasty, may as well eat a cardboard box.

 

[Valerie]

Oberto sucks. Jack Links #1 beef jerky.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

The best beef jerky is the stuff you find that's made locally whenever you stop at a gas station, etc. Colorado and Wyoming have the best beef jerky in the world.

 

[damnromulans]

I love beef jerky. <3 There are health warnings re: all that salt, but since my blood pressure is like 89/50 I'm not really worried about hypertension.

Jack Links is good, I also like "Damn Good" brand.

I have had whale jerky in Japan. Not very good.

 

[Episteme]

Beef jerky is awesome. I prefer biltong though, it's got better flavour. And not the shit you get from the petrol stations or liquor stores. My friend's dad used to make his own biltong (He's from South Africa) and it was fucking tasty.

 

[Einherjar86]

Go to your local res (if you have one).

I have a friend who makes venison jerky. It's amazing.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

FOR THE HATRED... OF PANTERAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Where my bitches at


























In the dumpster /m/

 

[damnromulans]

Fuck yeah Grant's partying.

After not pooping since Sunday, this is a huge fucking w00t

Because senna increases elimination and fluid in the intestines, it can create frequent, loose stools. It may even cause diarrhea.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

fuck
drummer missed another practice. havent even heard our music with a drummer yet.
Shit is taking so long!
Really need a rhythm guitarist. I can play the stuff, but I wanna focus on singing. not guitar!

 

[zabu of nΩd]

MARYLAND... DRUNKFEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSST

 

[Pessimism]

FOR THE HATRED... OF PANTERAAAAAAAAAAAA

I take it you guys just saw Exhorder.

 

[damnromulans]

if you meet a girl named Mindy R from NYC who has curly hair say hi from me!