The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

I woke up yesterday at like 4AM and I was like, dude, did I just shit myself? Yes. So yeah, liquid shit in my pants is a sign for me that I am devastated. I drink a lot of shitty beer lately and I should drink less and get my ass back to Prague and finish this summer by passing few exams. Maybe I should start making money too instead of just shitting myself in the bed. Who knows. Onder will change. Youth is over.

EDIT: It's not just that though, stuff is pouring from my nose and I know that I need to get to Prague to heal all this shit. To have few good Urquells and listen to black metal for the whole night. It's fucking cold in here and it's a shitty summer. I woke up at 11:30 today but I went to the toilet like three times during the night so I still feel like shit that should sleep more. Fucking cheap beer in those quantities.
 
Alright. I had a hot shower and I feel better. Two coffees also. Should I wank now? I don't think this connection can handle porn and my fantasies are like, so boring. I always think about the same stuff. It's like if the part of my brain that is supposed to create new stuff about vaginas and pretty girls sucking my cock was like dude, I don't know. I'm a writer that has nothing more to write about. Still the same stupid girls from high school that I had or didn't have three years ago. Their sweet asses and cunts. My body is devastated, my personality is diseased.

EDIT: Also, I need a beer.

EDIT2: The phone was ringing.
 
Ondrej, dude, man, shit, please, write the fucking novel already.

I have like, ten short chapters which I should filter and publish or something. I'm thinking about a blog of some sort, with like a chapter for each post. It would be easier to continue for me and it wouldn't require a storyline as my ramblings (or life, if you want) don't really have one (at all). Isn't that how modern writers start these days? The thing with blogs though is that nobody fucking reads that shit.

Also, the beginning of the book I did is like, a year old already and many things there aren't actual. Like the obsession with horse-chick. However, I apparently still shit myself, so that's good (only when drunk and asleep, mind you).
 
Thanks for support. I will think it over today in pub. What is the best site for blogs? What‘s with the Tumblr site? I heard it‘s good.
 
eating a banana with peanutbutter and some coffee
Going to eat a protein bar after that, then try to get my bike into my little Honda Civic so I can take it to some trails. Havent been on trails in a long time.
 
Confused because my post count has increased DRASTICALLY even though I made this new account a few days ago. Perhaps the post count was transferred from my old account.