I was just thinking earlier today "where did Vossyrus go?" and now I know you didn't go anywhere! I always imagine you having fantastic deathrock-hawk, am I right?
I stop by every once in a while, and there's nothing too exciting going on with my hair right now. With deathhawks, I would never actually get a real one because I would probably never shave the sides of my head.
And honestly, I find I get good results when I make my own conditioner/masque. Avocados, a little bit of olive oil, maybe a tiny bit of honey and some silicea gel seems to really make a difference. Maybe an egg or two. It seriously works great.