So how many of you fuckers have long hair?

My hair at its current length.
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Strikingly similar to what Dodens and Mike Myers would look like if combined.
 
Even if my hairline wasn't receeding, my hair grows like a cheap afro - extremely curly. I have no choice, it's either military bald, shave the sides that are thining and rock a mohawk, or let my hair grow and look like this....

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(with more curly on the side)