The Official Food Thread

[Serjeant Grumbles]

The yoke? Why would you have eggs yoked together like a pair of oxen?

Everyone spells words wrong or screws up their grammar from time to time, and when you suggest a perfectly reasonable solution like prison, or the electric chair, suddenly you are a "grammar Nazi" who makes a fuss over "technicalities" when everyone knows damn well what they meant to say.

And you know what, if people are going to spell "receive" wrong or complain about "hypocrasy," OK, whatever, it's pretty obvious what they're getting at. But sometimes they're not just spelling a word wrong, but replacing it with an existing word, with its own definition, creating an entirely different sentence with a new meaning. And if the new meaning is funny, it is a travesty, a travesty I say, if nobody is there to appreciate and laugh at it.

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/blog/9-words-youre-confusing-with-other-words/#ixzz2OfwCz3ET

 

[SWAT]

The yoke? Why would you have eggs yoked together like a pair of oxen?

That's how real men take their eggs.

 

[damnromulans]

today's lunch, bag of freezer veggies with garlic, okonomiyaki sauce & paprika, daikon and mango slaw, and a turkey burger

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

I went to Goose the Market for the first time today and bought a couple of partridges, which I shall cook on the morrow.

 

[sevag00]

Love my mom's pizza.

 

[CF87]

I love pizza, what kind is it ?. I use to make my own Pizza's and swear they were better than any pizza you can buy in a grocery store. I might just start making my own pizza's again.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Here's my Game of Thrones Season 3 premiere feast:

Summer Greens Salad:

Buttered Carrots:

Crusty Wheat Bread:

White Beans and Bacon:

Roast Partridges:

The whole lot (minus the salad):

 

[SWAT]

Turned on my deep fryer, it's been a few years, and made some fish and chips, and smothered the fish in balsamic red vinegar, with some tarter sauce. So. Friggin. Good. mmmm

 

[SWAT]

Here's my Game of Thrones Season 3 premiere feast:

Summer Greens Salad:

Buttered Carrots:

Crusty Wheat Bread:

White Beans and Bacon:

Roast Partridges:

The whole lot (minus the salad):

That all fits the theme, and looks good, but your just missing the red wine to really top it off.

 

[sevag00]

I love pizza, what kind is it ?. I use to make my own Pizza's and swear they were better than any pizza you can buy in a grocery store. I might just start making my own pizza's again.

Pepperoni.

 

[AllShallFall]

Pepperoni.

is awesome

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Another Game of Thrones themed meal; medieval pork pie:

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Serjeant Grumbles can cook his butt off!

Sunday's usually a typical Jamaican dinner.

Coconut rice and peas:

With oxtail:

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

I mislike pease, but otherwise, it's looks quite pleasing.

 

[SWAT]

Another Game of Thrones themed meal; medieval pork pie:

That looks good, what do you have in there?

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Other than the pork, I have raisins, dates, egg yolks, honey, ginger, pepper, and salt.

 

[AllShallFall]

Take out the raisins and it sounds super good, dude.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

The recipe called for currants rather than raisins, but there were none to be found at Kroger.

 

[Psychonaut]

Fresh pork belly rubbed with cumin, coriander, fresh ginger, sugar, and salt. Fridge cured overnight.

Into the oven with some thyme, bay leaf, onion, carrot, and water.

Braised for a few hours until tender and skin is crispy.

Onto the toasted rolls with a little salt, fresh jalapeno, a squirt of lime juice, and lots of cilantro.

 

[SWAT]

Fresh pork belly rubbed with cumin, coriander, fresh ginger, sugar, and salt. Fridge cured overnight.

Into the oven with some thyme, bay leaf, onion, carrot, and water.

Braised for a few hours until tender and skin is crispy.

Onto the toasted rolls with a little salt, fresh jalapeno, a squirt of lime juice, and lots of cilantro.

Looks fucken awesome, do you slice the fat in rectangles for flavor, or just to make it look more mouth watering yummy?