SentinelSlain
Suck my joined date.
- Nov 21, 2007
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Chuck Norris doesn't even try to act, he just says his lines, it pisses me off. Invasion USA with him is total shit, the retarded version of Red Dawn.
So I watched Body Melt based on a lot of reviews and comparisons. Quite the piece of shit. It wasn't gory as promised, more confusing than anything really.
I'm not sure I understood the purpose of the redneck family. (Or eating the adrenal gland of a kangaroo the inbred guy killed with a thrown rock) I'm not sure I understood the goal of the pharmaceutical company. I have no idea why the woman's placenta fell out and attacked her boyfriend and climbed down his throat. (And her stomach burst and was completely empty) I have no idea why some people burst open and just die while others have tendrils poking out. I have no idea why the goofy body builders were trying to fuck that transsexual so badly. I have no idea why one guy specifically expelled gallons of mucus before death.
Tragically stupid movie I'd expect from troma. I'm fine with explanations being left out to a point..., but goddamn give me something to go on. How dare anyone compare that to Dead Alive?
London Has Fallen
Cheesy as fuck, but a good enough shit action movie.
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“Loving The Alien”
To celebrate the 40th anniversary of Nicolas Roeg’s iconic movie, The Man Who Fell To Earth, we’re delighted to announce that the film will return to UK cinemas in 4K this September.
STUDIOCANAL has announced that they are near to completing a new 4k restoration of the cult classic. The restoration has been in the works since late 2015 and it will be released in cinemas nationwide in the UK on 9th September by Park Circus, opening at BFI Southbank and cinemas nationwide.
The Man Who Fell To Earth will also be released on DVD and Blu-ray in the UK on 10th October by STUDIOCANAL and is part of the ‘Vintage Classics collection’ – showcasing iconic British films, all fully restored and featuring brand new extra content.
Restored by Deluxe London, the restoration of The Man Who Fell To Earth is based on a 4K scan of the original camera negative, followed by a full 4K workflow, with the approval of cinematographer Anthony Richmond and with the blessing of Nic Roeg.
As well as the main poster artwork, there will be a limited edition poster to celebrate the release made available through various promotions and competitions. (See blue version in montage)
Bowie is magnificent in the film as Thomas Jerome Newton, a humanoid alien who comes to Earth from a distant planet on a mission to take water back to his home planet, which is in the midst of a catastrophic drought. Bowie’s performance is timeless and that’s not to mention him looking absolutely incredible throughout...with and without human disguise.
Full details of the DVD/BD release, including a special Collector’s Edition, will follow shortly.
The film will also be released in the US and Germany, stay tuned for more information.