whiskey funeral
Mother North
Aw
To bad. I was going to say if you were.....(jizz in my pants).
You have a way with words, my friend.

Aw
To bad. I was going to say if you were.....(jizz in my pants).
I'm a big fan of pilsner but I can only afford cheap Canadian made kinds. You are a lucky man.I'm gonna go have some beers with our drummer in few minutes. I've been drinking quite a lot last three days. It's only like 5 beers + something a day, but it's pretty constant and I'd almost like a rest from that heavenly pilsner fucking mana. Almost. But the fact that I drink the best beer on this planet makes me go again. Seriously. BITCH BITCH BITCH.
Going to fucking kill myself because of you people.![]()
That's right, stuff that chubby-wubby face.
Just picture those arteries cloggin' up with each lick. Mmm... tighter... tighter... mmm, I can feel the circulation cutting off. My blood-fat level's passing .40. Someone call the doctor, this is the big one!
I'm actually about to toast my health with some delicious Cadbury Creme Eggs. God, I love those fucking things. Easter is the best.