The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[False Joe]

Replacement of S with Z is one of worst crimes America has committed so far...

Thank you.

Our yank mate on IRC used to do it, but we managed to beat it outta him.

And I'm currently waking up at 4 in the afternoon

 

[The Ozzman]

Replacement of S with Z is one of worst crimes America has committed so far...

More like one of the best things America has done on its path to making the English realize that they are wrong and communist and that America is superior in all ways

 

[Vimana]

Besides, do we even pronounce realize as "real-ice?" It makes more sense to put a z there.

 

[The Ozzman]

Analyse

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

I spell grey the Euro way.

 

[Vimana]

The way we use the alphabet in general sucks. We should write stuff the way it is pronounced like Hindi does (for the most part).

 

[Dak]

I'd say all these years of not recognising the British Royal family as the head of state should be enough reason to execute them all.

Who the fuck decided what royalty is? If anything the royal family should be executed for decadent living on the backs of the plebes based off no other justification than bloodlines.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Go fuck yourself.

 

[Vimana]

I didn't realize anyone would take what I zaid zeriouzly lol. Even the Royal family wouldn't agree with it. Alzo, the juztification iz that they are God'z reprezentative.

FYP.

 

[The Ozzman]

Strait from da hood, yo

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Getting ready for a phone interview. Nervous as hell since this one's for Lockheed Martin, and it would be fucking amazing to get hired by the biggest, coolest government contractor in, like, the world. I've written up an essay's worth of notes about my qualifications to have in front of me while I'm on the phone.

I hope they want me...

 

[Dak]

Go fuck yourself.

I'm too busy watching the UK get fucked by the royal family. The one time in history the French had more balls than the British was in 1789.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

I'm too busy watching the UK get fucked by the royal family. The one time in history the French had more balls than the British was in 1789.

The Queen didnt put the country in a recession. Politicans did. Blair and Brown two huge dickheads.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Getting ready for a phone interview. Nervous as hell since this one's for Lockheed Martin, and it would be fucking amazing to get hired by the biggest, coolest government contractor in, like, the world. I've written up an essay's worth of notes about my qualifications to have in front of me while I'm on the phone.

I hope they want me...

Sweet, the Lockheed Martin chick said my skills were adequate, and she's passing my info on to the 'real' interviewers, who will call me back later. I have a chance!

 

[False Joe]

I'm too busy watching the UK get fucked by the royal family.

 

[Dak]

Fucked by the royal family? You really are an idiot. The pomp goes on them instead of the politicians, which is a much better situation. Also try and remember there were a lot more Americans who thought Bush was God's man than people who think something similar about the Queen here.

Do you know anything about Oliver Cromwell?

Regardless of public opinion and pomp, the royal family, and specifically the queen, are extremely rich for no reason (other than historical military conquest). They provide no useful service other parade and tabloid fodder. It must be nice to be the worlds largest landowner(Queen Elizabeth II).

As far as Americans and Bush go (and Obama this time around), leader worship needs to stop. It's ignorant no matter who is doing it.

Oliver Cromwell kind of cancelled out the good he did by abusing power himself.

 

[Dak]

The Queen didnt put the country in a recession. Politicans and the Bank of England did. Blair and Brown two huge dickheads.

FYP. The Queen could sell off some of her huge land holdings and recapitalize the banks. Of course that isn't going to happen though.

Sweet, the Lockheed Martin chick said my skills were adequate, and she's passing my info on to the 'real' interviewers, who will call me back later. I have a chance!

Good Luck.

 

[The Ozzman]

Sweet, the Lockheed Martin chick said my skills were adequate, and she's passing my info on to the 'real' interviewers, who will call me back later. I have a chance!

I know a guy who works for Lockheed. He says it's pretty great.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Sweet. Yeah, I really fucking want this job.

I wish I could somehow magically alter my voice to sound less depressy and slightly-oafish. I recorded my phone convo with the chick, and the contrast between her brisk, well-inflected voice and my own voice is just .

 

[Dak]

She probably got the phone job based off her speech abilities. As long as you aren't trying to get a phone based job you should be fine. I remember the tech guys that were working on some test phase gear for the USMC, pretty mousey dudes scurrying around.