Scrambled an egg under a slice of pizza (which was upside down so the egg ended up on top). omg.
Wow, that just blew my mind.
How fucking blazed were you to have thought that up?
Physics homework.
A gas balloon absorbs 75 J of heat. The balloon expands but stays at the same temperature. How much work did the balloon do in expanding?
Oh, I fucking know this!!
It's a trick question.
God did all the work.