The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Mort Divine]

dusty :V

 

[wandering_taco]

d_t I'm glad you pulled through, good luck with your battle man. harpoon the whale

 

[Eligos]

Yeah man, swamp that shame.

 

[challenge_everything]

One of my best mates has been feeling down and lonely and unloved for a long time now; upon my return to Australia I hooked him up with a smart, sexy chick I knew and they fell for each other quickly and deeply; two weeks later he picks up a fat chick at a bar, bangs her and then in a massive case of guilts tells his girlfriend about it. Some people just can't be helped.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Wow. Epic fail.

 

[Onder]

Yeah

God I'm listening to Inheritance of Evilness and I'm feeling great already and it's 15:34.

 

[Eligos]

Wow dude what a bad idea that was.

There's this girl I sit next to in my history class, and she's been pretty cold to me until today. I make many small goals when I meet a girl, and my first was to get her to smile. She laughed at my quips today, and even made some of her own. So now I feel accomplished.

 

[Cronopio]

Next you fuck her, young Padowan.

 

[Krow]

Sometimes you guys make me wonder if you're actually smarter than "Hello, my name is meathead, may I insert penis?"

I know some of you are joking... but it's so constant... it causes doubt.

 

[IntoPhagist]

Just found out this chick I know, though not very attractive, has a sister who will work my custody battle for next to nothing. I may have to bang a fat chick, but who cares?

My girl is a little heavy and shit it's fucking GOOD!

I'm eating a disgusting lean cuisine while listening to new Dark Tranquillity awaiting my IPOD to be done charging so I can listen to Howard Stern and play MLB 09 THE SHOW.

 

[Omni]

Sometimes you guys make me wonder if you're actually smarter than "Hello, my name is meathead, may I insert penis?"

I know some of you are joking... but it's so constant... it causes doubt.

This post is a fairly intuitive observation of the typical GMDer. I approve.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

omg its a gurl

show b0bs or gtfo

 

[Eligos]

Sometimes you guys make me wonder if you're actually smarter than "Hello, my name is meathead, may I insert penis?"

I know some of you are joking... but it's so constant... it causes doubt.

Is that directed at me or Cronopio?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

just voted in the Illinois primary. long hotdog shaped burgers for dinner.

 

[Tonka Time]

Bang the fat chick. Do it for your kid.

Also, remember to yell "FREEEEEDOOOOOOM!" as you finish.

 

[Krow]

Is that directed at me or Cronopio?

Definitely not you.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

It is a problem; it's easy to act like a chauvinist, misogynistic testosterone-junkie on the internet.

 

[Dak]

Mainly because no one can see the peach fuzz and know "you" secretly are too scared to even greet an attractive female.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I think I'm pretty honest about this type of thing. There's no real benefit to pretending to be a player on the internet. It wont make actual girls want to have sex with you, unless I've made a severe miscalculation.

 

[Tonka Time]

Sometimes you guys make me wonder if you're actually smarter than "Hello, my name is meathead, may I insert penis?"

I know some of you are joking... but it's so constant... it causes doubt.

GURLZ LOVE MAH PENIS WAHN AHM PUMPIN DA IRON