The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

I remember there was an earthquake that could be felt in Chicago a year or two ago as well, but I slept through it. Last summer there was one in LA that was pretty wobbly, but thankfully nothing broke.
 
there was an earthquake? cool
a year or two ago there was one in southern Illinois, I was upstairs in the bathroom at work and it felt like someone was outside the door jumping up and down. was cool as hell.

I got my new cable modem. holy fuck! talk about smooth! Comcast, your RCA piece of shit needs to be set on fire!
 
Yeah, the fucking earthquake here was pretty crazy. Woke me up out of a sound sleep but i thought i was still dreaming at the time. It wasn't until i woke up the second time that realized what had happened.
 
I got a new keyboard for my compy last week, and tonight I just plugged in a new mouse. First time I'd replaced either since I got the computer in '03. The old keyboard had an up-arrow key that would only work once every five hits or so, and the mouse would get stuck constantly no matter how often I cleaned the gunk from the rollers (new mouse has a laser). Amazing how much less shitty it is to use my computer now!
 
Don't get fired for having some erotic image krig posted on your computer screen when the little children enter the class.
 
Drinking an entire bottle of wine by myself

I bought my girlfriend an orchid (like an actual fucking plant) for Valentine's Day and one of the stems already broke off. Never again will I buy flowers from a store called Flowerama.
 
Wow, you're going to have a big headache.

That's nice, just duct tape it. She won't notice. Girls don't care if the flowers are intact or not, it's the thought that counts.
 
Drinking a mocha latte and trying to decide whether to keep listening to Urfaust by S.V.E.S.T. or turn on Cult of the Dragon by Deathcult.

I don't have a valentine this year. Being a lonely single dude sucks.