The Ozzman
Melted by feels
Drinking an entire bottle of wine by myself
I bought my girlfriend an orchid (like an actual fucking plant) for Valentine's Day and one of the stems already broke off. Never again will I buy flowers from a store called Flowerama.
I bought my girlfriend an orchid (like an actual fucking plant) for Valentine's Day and one of the stems already broke off. Never again will I buy flowers from a store called Flowerama.