I'm starting to believe in god. Two days back something really weird happened, I was in a pub, (now the weird shit starts). With a guy that is just generally ugly and simple. We call him "cattle" and he apparently likes it, and calls everyone a cattle too. He doesn't know how to stop drinking and go home and he just drinks and drinks and shit. Many people I've introduced him to said it's the ugliest person they've met (which is propably exaggorating, but yeah from my friend circle he is, yes. I like him as a friend though, don't get it wrong, doesn't really matter.
Well we were having like sixth or seventh beer w/ friends and I went to piss and as I was returning a girl said hello to me and I realized it's a chick I always fucking hated. She's fucking stupid and ugly and shit and we said hello and cattle of course wanted to get introduced.
Well long story short, I went home and the other friends went home and who stayed in the pub was this fucking couple that didn't even know each other. Ugliest woman I know with the ugliest man I know, who really aren't supposed to know each other. It's very possible that I'm the only friend they shared.
I was returning home and was like, god, you fucking exist, thank you that I'm a witness of your godly touch, of your perverted Amour angel and thank you that I can be a part of this heavenly setting that is happening here on Earth, and please, give me some of the cute girls I don't have and want to have so they can sit on my dick with their soft tender ass and that I have my whole dick in them.
Amen.
EDIT: I could do masses tbh.