The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[st3333phani3333]

I'm taking really weird pictures while I sit on here and watch some television. Man, I am multitasking tonight. Then getting ready for some good old sleep will be done.

 

[Krow]

Whatever do you mean? If anything it makes things a little more slippery than ideal. I was talking about anal though.

It's thick and sticky in my experience.

 

[damnromulans]

That's a miscarriage, not period blood

 

[Chanakya]

^

 

[Srontgorrth]

LOL

 

[damnromulans]

I'm sorry Krow, I didn't realize your gf is pregnant. Bad taste. I've been there done that and it's not really funny (ok, it's still hilarious to me, but I know when it's inappropriate to make jokes).

 

[waif]

You had a miscarriage? That sounds kind of hardcore.

 

[damnromulans]

Not really a miscarriage.......

 

[panzerfaust666]

"when you've run out of KY Jelly, grab a knife and....?"

thanks Krampus, since blood is the best lube ill just use that next time.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Krampus: sex tips to die for.

 

[damnromulans]

I want to be a sex/relationship counselor. With advice this great I will have clients crawling up my rectum and begging me to advise them.

 

[damnromulans]

oh what am I doing now? I'm drunk, just got home from karaoke with some of my favorite people, and I can sleep in tomorrow cause it's FRIDAY NIGHT YEEEEEUH

 

[Einherjar86]

oh what am I doing now? I'm drunk, just got home from karaoke...

Anbody? Anybody...?

 

[damnromulans]

?!?!?!?!?!?!?! what's wrong with karaoke? I BUTCHERED "Like a Virgin"

 

[Chanakya]

Karaoke can be fun. When I was 14 I bonded with a drunk 20 something Scandinavian dude on a cruise to Oslo and his hot sister over karaoke. At that age, talking to a girl was novelty....

 

[Dak]

I want to be a sex/relationship counselor. With advice this great I will have clients crawling up my rectum and begging me to advise them.

Sounds like a segue into a cheesy porno intro

" So I understand you have a sex addiction. Perhaps I can help you with that....."

bow-chica-wow-wow.

Anyway, regarding Karaoke, I love it in the right kind of bar (as in, not the kind with a stage), and if they have a wide variety of rock/alternative/metal songs.

A friend and me would always do Metallica stuff when we were stationed together, and once we had some guy buy us drinks (probably more for being Marines) after we did "No Leaf Clover", said it was his favorite song ever lol.

 

[Islandstone]

I'm watching the Olympics with my parents. Go Norway! :Spin:

 

[Tonka Time]

Drinking a pepsi and listening to Ministry. About to play some ArmA 2.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Just got done with a fucking hour and a half long phone interview for a job. Oh my god. I want to get drunk and pass out.

 

[Dak]

Foreign job or something else in Gayginia?

Waiting on paint to dry right now (though not watching it). Doing some "home improvement" on my back patio. Will try to post pictures whenever I complete this project.