The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

I'm sorry Krow, I didn't realize your gf is pregnant. Bad taste. I've been there done that and it's not really funny (ok, it's still hilarious to me, but I know when it's inappropriate to make jokes).
 
"when you've run out of KY Jelly, grab a knife and....?"

thanks Krampus, since blood is the best lube ill just use that next time.

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I want to be a sex/relationship counselor. With advice this great I will have clients crawling up my rectum and begging me to advise them.
 
oh what am I doing now? I'm drunk, just got home from karaoke with some of my favorite people, and I can sleep in tomorrow cause it's FRIDAY NIGHT YEEEEEUH
 
Karaoke can be fun. When I was 14 I bonded with a drunk 20 something Scandinavian dude on a cruise to Oslo and his hot sister over karaoke. At that age, talking to a girl was novelty....
 
I want to be a sex/relationship counselor. With advice this great I will have clients crawling up my rectum and begging me to advise them.

Sounds like a segue into a cheesy porno intro

" So I understand you have a sex addiction. Perhaps I can help you with that....."

bow-chica-wow-wow.

Anyway, regarding Karaoke, I love it in the right kind of bar (as in, not the kind with a stage), and if they have a wide variety of rock/alternative/metal songs.

A friend and me would always do Metallica stuff when we were stationed together, and once we had some guy buy us drinks (probably more for being Marines) after we did "No Leaf Clover", said it was his favorite song ever lol.
 
Just got done with a fucking hour and a half long phone interview for a job. Oh my god. I want to get drunk and pass out.
 
Foreign job or something else in Gayginia? ;)

Waiting on paint to dry right now (though not watching it). Doing some "home improvement" on my back patio. Will try to post pictures whenever I complete this project.
 
The job is right here in Richmond, so I'm not sure why the interview was by phone. The guy did ask me a ton of questions to feel out how knowledgeable I was about various programming topics though, so maybe they think interviewees won't answer as well in person when they're more nervous.

I haven't applied for any foreign jobs yet. Haven't applied for any jobs for a while really, but these people called me first and the job seems like a pretty interesting one with a lot of travel opportunity, so I think I'd be fine with it even if it might mean being stuck in Richmond a while longer.
 
So, I finally took apart my old laptop (Dell E1705/9400) that randomly died last March or April, and asides from dust, it looks pretty normal. I have no idea what the problem was, but I really wonder where to even begin. Maybe I'll see if dusting it off and clearing up whatever there is in there will fix it, and then make sure the circuits are all clean. If that doesn't do the trick, then maybe I'll take it to be repaired when I have the money. Normally I wouldn't care but that laptop had a intel core 2 duo processor and a 7900gs GPU, and a 17" screen.
 
An Absu shirt would be nice to have. They were $25 when I saw them live though (wtf@ bands that small charging that much). On the bright side I did manage to get the setlist.

I haven't gotten any metal shirts lately (since September) due to the fact that theres pretty much no where left for my clothes to go :(