The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[zabu of nΩd]

ugh, so tired of this headache. I think I've finally drunk enough beer that it's begun to go away though.

 

[Srontgorrth]

Drove back from LA today, and saw Katatonia/Swallow the Sun/Orphaned Land last night.

The show was awesome, and then afterward we talked to the tour manager and got invited to go hang out at the Rainbow, so I ended up sitting right next to Anders, and across from Jonas, haha.

 

[damnromulans]

I am going to make babies with white women with blonde hair and blue eyes just to piss purists off. COME AND STOP ME!

You're doing a piss poor job of it so far

But everyone knows Jewish girls are hot!

 

[zabu of nΩd]

they are?

 

[damnromulans]

Well depends if you like short girls with big boobs

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Nothing wrong with that, but iirc I haven't seen that many hot Jewish girls.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Some are but Jews aren't a proper race.

Some jewish women that people might mistake for gentiles:

 

[damnromulans]

I know, I know. I'm going by the extremely North America-centric worldview in which most Jewish women are of Eastern/Central European descent and/or Germanic Jewish.

 

[SentinelSlain]

This is a harsh thing to say but the majority of those were killed. At least the ones that still lived in those places during WWII.

 

[damnromulans]

Oh I know. But the ones who weren't moved to the U.S. in large numbers, and here they are.

 

[Einherjar86]

God, Scarlet Johannsen's tits are just like massive fucking cum dumpsters. I want to shove my cock right down in between those beauties and pinch her nipples till she squeals.

 

[ASD]

Jewish girls, like Indian ones, are very heavily polarized. You either have complete Sephardi skank knockouts or incredibly plain Ashkenazi chubby girls.

 

[unknown]

God, Scarlet Johannsen's tits are just like massive fucking cum dumpsters. I want to shove my cock right down in between those beauties and pinch her nipples till she squeals.

for some reason I read this in Brian Griffin's voice whenever he talks about Lois

 

[Einherjar86]

 

[damnromulans]

Jewish girls, like Indian ones, are very heavily polarized. You either have complete Sephardi skank knockouts or incredibly plain Ashkenazi chubby girls.

My German-Jewish total knockout friend moved to Israel and got engaged to some really ugly Arab Jewish girl. There goes that idea.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Honestly, I have a thing for Persian girls. Too bad they all cost a fortune a date.

And not in the Aug way either.

 

[damnromulans]

IAPs (Iranian American Princess), JAPs (Jewish American Princess), Japs (Japanese), they're all expensive.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I have two Jewish acquaintances. One's a man and the other seems to fit the small with large bosoms description.

 

[Episteme]

My girlfriend seems to have taken genes from her dad, who isn't Jewish.

I do know of a couple of girls (twins) from high school who seem to fit the short girl with big boobs thing. They weren't too bad, but they were just annoying as hell.

Who's to say, I've never laid any blonde hair blue eyed scandinavian tourists in my travels.

 

[waif]

Well depends if you like short girls with big boobs

My Jewish girl (imported from Eastern Europe) is 5'10 and wears a B cup.