The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Im too young for all of you

*Obvious Mort joke*

I want to get drunk and party, but things are fucking dead here. This is disappointing. In a minute I'm gonna just start texting random people asking what they're doing. Wtf, it's a saturday night, why aren't people here partying?
 
Still annoyed about the events of last night. I had a great fucking time the whole night, met an interesting girl and all that. Later, I met up with some of my Indian friends and we decided to smoke the communal hookah. A girl I know came over and sat with us. Later, a douche bag drunk friend of hers came over uninvited and was being offensive, racially. I thoroughly abstain from violence but I was on the verge of beating the fuck out of that guy, despite him being bigger than me. He got the vibe that we were going to kick his fucking ass [there were 8 guys] so he ran away. I'm still upset with myself for allowing myself to get angry.
 
Devasya Chāyā;9440142 said:
I should also add that sucker punch makes up for Umbreon's lack of speed (especially after it has used curse six time, to completely minimize its speed but maximize its attack and defense).

Just looking through this thread... and came across this.

Who the fuck are you battling that would ever let you do this?
I havent battled competitively since pearl, but I know that's amateur.

Focus sash Aerodactyl with stealth rock + TTar + SDchomp + whatever other 3 pokemon was always fun.
 
Stealth rock should be paired with assurance ldo. Are you talking about maximizing curse? It's possible with a combination of support moves, recovery moves, and baton passing.
 
It's possible if you're battling an idiot.

Assurance is fairly worthless and is learned by worthless pokemon other than tyranitar.
Stealth Rock is mainly important for getting one hit and 2hkos instead of 2 or 3.

Aerodactyl @ Focus Sash
Jolly
252 Atk 252 Speed 6 whatever
-
Stealth Rock
Taunt
Stone Edge
Earthquake

Fast as hell, let's you get up a guaranteed stealth rock, taunt anything that might try and set up, and has good type coverage with a strong STAB attack.

Edit:
Here's another lead I always liked to use.

Electrode @ Focus Sash
Timid
252 Speed 252 Sp Atk 6 hp (evs could use some work, he really doesnt all those speed evs, just enough to guarantee the outspeeding of jolteon)
-
Taunt
Thunder Wave
Toxic
Thunderbolt

Most people dont realize how fast trode is. He is guaranteed to outspeed even Jolteon. Taunt fucks up anything trying to use stealth rock or set up first turn, Thunder wave will cripple any fast sweeper. Toxic messes with pokemon that come in to wall him and focus sash insures he gets two chances to mess things up. I've had people disconnect against this out of frustration.
 
The thing with assurance is it pretty much guarantees a KO after stealth rock hits the opponent. That's why it is good to pair up with stealth rocks.
 
100 base versus 80 base crunch.

I remember a lot of anti leads trying to prevent stealth rock, so I would have normally went with crunch.
 
Sitting in my own filth atm. Releasing wet farts. They smell. Bad. My undies are soiled. Need shower and sleep. Work will suck tomorrow.