Just spewed for the second time today. Made it to the toilet this time. At this point I'm pretty sure there's not actually anything in my body; I haven't eaten more than a few bites since dinner last night, and every fucking thing has come up at this point. Today was a shitty day to be sick because I had a midterm and there was no make-up allowed (if you miss it because you're sick, the final counts as 100%), so I just went and took it and discovered that I'm completely incapable of higher-level thinking right now.
Also, this totally killed my girl and I's six month anniversary; didn't even get to see her today cause her immune system is a joke and I don't want to get her sick.