The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I just got a great deal on a ten year old sex doll. Brand new!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

10 yr old sex doll?
I bet mort has a couple of those

 

[damnromulans]

Sorry about your dad, DM.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

10 yr old sex doll?
I bet mort has a couple of those

holy fuck did i lol

 

[Cronopio]

Listening to Blümchen.

Was the sex doll manufactured ten years ago, or is it supposed to look like a ten-year-old? In the latter case, ick.

 

[KMADD]

Getting errands done. Looking forward to the Demiricous Demo release show tonight at the Vollrath. Not looking forward to parking my car in that near southside hood.

 

[ArneZ]

One of my shrimps just died, right after one of my fishes ate all its children yesterday it got stuck in the aquarium air pump today and passed away. Man, I feel fucking bad for that little awsome creature...

 

[Srontgorrth]

...people have pet shrimps?

 

[Pessimism]

I've been thinking about how awful Krig's logo is for his band.

In retaliation for having to view that travesty, I am thinking about making a mock album and logo as revenge. With a new band name:
Krigloch the Furious' Swords of Vengeance
The album title will be: Et tu Flatulent Paladin?

 

[Wolves83]

canceled my account with this one dating site, it wasnt working at all. it felt like a scam

 

[damnromulans]

Feeling a bit like The Greys lately but from swirling chaos, binge eating and insane depressive-manic-depressive mood swinging cycles/medication changes is coming clarity. Or maybe I'm just happy it's Friday. Either way, TGIF and having drunk a few mugs of strong coffee I feel like I can handle life today.

 

[waif]

God I want it to be friday.
Ah well.
I want to get drunk, but probably not for another two weeks.

 

[Wolves83]

listenin to Burzum

 

[Krow]

I just got a great deal on a ten year old sex doll. Brand new!

I read this without the "brand new!" and thought it was a sex doll that was ten years old. Mildly horrifying.

 

[Wolves83]

gonna go out and drink away in downtown montreal

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

feeling really lazy

 

[Tonka Time]

I read this without the "brand new!" and thought it was a sex doll that was ten years old. Mildly horrifying.

....What if it's a sex doll that is the replica of a ten year old

 

[waif]

Are you people not understanding the joke?
First, you read the sentence "just got a great deal on a 10 year old sex doll"
You think it's a sex doll that's 10 years old. Gross, I guess, but w/e.
Then you read "brand new!"
And then it hits you that the sex doll is of a 10 year old girl
And it's funny because pedophilia is fucking hilarious, as mort demonstrates.

 

[Blind Guardian]

Check this shit out!

http://koalastothemax.com/?aHR0cDovL2ltZzg1NC5pbWFnZXNoYWNrLnVzL2ltZzg1NC82MDEvb2xsaTEuanBn

 

[Onder]

I'm gonna take a shower and perhaps shave my balls. Girl is in Austria with horse-chick and her man. Amazing (not).