The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

I have trouble watching porn while high. I often yell at the cameraman or the guy fucking the girl. The shittiness of porn production as well as the interior design and props of the sets makes want to make better porn.
 
Drinking this.

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Just cleaned my pimp car up and am eating a baguette sandwich and chillin'. I've been getting high off this spice called "Stoopid" every night for a few weeks now and am debating whether I should tonight as I have an interview for a UPS job at 6 in the morning followed by 5-6 hours of driving around SW Michigan for the radio station and then helping them with a 2 hour remote.

I have trouble watching porn while high. I often yell at the cameraman or the guy fucking the girl. The shittiness of porn production as well as the interior design and props of the sets makes want to make better porn.

Porn while high is awesome. Though there is always someone involved that does somthing that instantly kills it for me and then I have to find somthing else and smoke more.
 
Just got back from a brewery tour with a friend (who is also an ex-professor :p). Went to Red Hook in Portsmouth, NH. Had their dunkelweizen before the tour so I was somewhat buzzed for the very quick rundown of their facility. At the end, after checking out the crazy industrial manufacturing process, we got to sample 4 of their current beers (a nut brown, a pilsner, their Long Hammer IPA and another one I don't quite remember at the moment). I purchased a pint glass, from which I am currently drinking a Sam Adams Summer Ale, and got a free keychain bottle opener. Also purchased a pint of their oatmeal stout and a cup of clam chowder, both of which were very great. Would recommend!

Now waiting about an hour and going to a website meeting at the gallery down the street where I'm playing a show in a few days. I think they need help optimizing their site for Wordpress and I might be able to help them. We shall see.
 
I've got an amp to put in my car (lol). What I really was thinking of doing is putting a fucking nitrous oxide kit in the sit down lawnmower.
 
Curry powder and ground cayenne pepper in a can of Campbells Chunky Chicken Noodle Soup.
Badass!!!
Also have rye bread to dip

also, just got back from a 30 minute bike ride on the "hilly" side of town
 
Drinking coffee, gonna eat yogurt soon. My stomach feels funky. I wish I weren't hypersensitive to salty food.

Also teaching my first of several "last classes" today. Wrote a gay speech.
 
Anybody buy from the party source before?

I was thinking about buying a bunch of mini trials of their alcohol just for the fun of it.
 
Watching Return of the King. Finished off a bottle of Pinot Noir that I shared with a fine lady last night and washing it down with some Dos Equis, on a work night. Yeah.
 
Just cleaned my pimp car up and am eating a baguette sandwich and chillin'. I've been getting high off this spice called "Stoopid" every night for a few weeks now and am debating whether I should tonight

do NOT smoke that crap. synthetic cannabinoids are fucked. let's put it this way: there are safe research chemicals, and there are very dangerous ones. synthetic compounds like the ones found in "spice" were made to further understand the parts of the brain they effect and to perfect their understanding of cannabinoids and such. but, people are people and will do stupid things, so of course everyone smokes this shit up, and it's far from natural.

http://scienceblogs.com/terrasig/2010/02/k2_spice_jwh018_marijuana.php

don't get me wrong, there are much more dangerous drugs that are analogs and chemically altered versions of other drugs that are legally available on the internet for anyone to purchase. i've been down the rabbit hole for a while now, seeing how deep it goes, and i've tried drugs that you have never and probably will never heard of. but if i can give you some advice, shit like that is not to be consumed.