The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

:lol: One of Ozzman's closet homo looking friends told me to go deep throat a cactus because of my comment on the Oslo massacre and Amy Winehouse's death. I retorted of course but it made me laugh.

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I just woke up and it's 10 PM and I have to work in the morning, not good.

Went cliff jumping all day today. Got a tad burnt on the ol' shoulders and my ass cheeks are extremely soar from the last jump from the 36 footer. Somehow my ass too the brunt of the fall. Granted I did do a backflip off of that.

Anyway, it was good times. Lots of smoking broads in small bikinis. Lots of dbags thinking they're tough shit and then pussing out. Lots of hilariously bad and painful flops into the water (especially on the rope swing).
 
Mike said he's seen more status updates on Amy Winehouse than Oslo. I said that's because no one cares about Oslo and give it a day or two and no one will care about Amy Winehouse. I was joking about the Oslo thing but was sort of serious at the same time because it's true. His stupid friend told me to deep throat a cactus so I pretty much told him to fuck off.
 
Mike said he's seen more status updates on Amy Winehouse than Oslo. I said that's because no one cares about Oslo and give it a day or two and no one will care about Amy Winehouse. I was joking about the Oslo thing but was sort of serious at the same time because it's true. His stupid friend told me to deep throat a cactus so I pretty much told him to fuck off.

Alright. Well, the sad part is that it's more or less true. That's the way human nature works.

As for deep throating a cactus, more like a cocktus, amirite?
 
these farts smell so bad. Holy shit!
big salad then a ton of cabbage. Love you!

Love you too!

I move in 5 days aaaggghhhh holy shit. Having my apartment inspected tonight. I had a bunch of rowdy UK uni students on an exchange program stay over last night and I drank a whole bottle of whiskey and spilled wine all over my carpet. Fuck! I came to work 90 minutes late still drunk but those 90 minutes were spent cleaning and scrubbing and tidying my place.

I feel nothing but crushing sadness about my time in Japan ending.
 
The whole Amy Winehouse, Norway thing was a tad silly. But I've come to realize that people just don't care about mass murder when there's something like a celebrity who ODed.

Either way, Breivik is the sort of killer that just wants to garner as much media attention as he can and I reckon he achieved it pretty well.
 
Getting flooded with emails from students requesting me to review their science project papers before they hand them in tomorrow. Apparently I'm the only one in this whole fucking program who cares/knows about proper grammar. There are multiple people with MA's in English teaching in this program, yet the students all run to the bloody Latin instructor to make sure their English is sound.
 
It's pretty cool they respect you for that though.

I myself am working on a paper right now, my first college assignment actually. I'd say I write well, and have had great remarks and positive feedback from professional writers and teachers. It's impossibly annoying to see everyone on facebook whining about the book and paper, which deals with faith and religion. I also feel I'll be the only one to actually use quotes from the book and outside sources. Even though I'm not religious I really enjoyed the book and I'll be well over the measly 5 page (double-spaced for fucks sake) minimum. I suppose I should get back to writing...
 
Last day of my job!!!!!! Got my visa business taken care of without a hitch and bought a lunchbox shaped like the Kyushu Shinkansen <3

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