The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Onder]

If porn didn't exist it would take me longer to masturbate at probably the same frequency, which would be less productive.

Having a girlfriend is obviously the least productive variant anyway.

 

[Cronopio]

Having a girlfriend is not grym and kvlt.

 

[The Butt]

What are you talking about? Girlfriends ist krieg!

 

[Cronopio]

I'm just trying to fuel Onder's rage, so he'll type up more fantastic rants.

 

[Pessimism]

If porn didn't exist, then I would never use private browsing.

You know the internet is depraved when companies make a browser specifically for viewing pornography.

 

[Vimana]

I remember reading in a (cracked) article that internet security as we know it is pretty much the result of the efforts of the porn industry to avoid pirating.

 

[Tonka Time]

If porn didn't exist, then I would never use private browsing.

This is true for me as well.

The world runs on porn.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I hate it though. It would be ok if was all amateur and ran on free servers or something.

 

[Vimana]

Porn would be worse if it was all amateur because that would be more kidnapped people rather than people who consent.

 

[SentinelSlain]

What would be the point in that if no one was making money from it?

 

[Cronopio]

The point would be to get me hard, which is something you'd want to encourage, seeing as the world is a better place after I've landed my juice all over the upholstery.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

about to ride on over to the p's to eat foods

 

[King Richard]

Thinking about just falling off the grid for a while. Definitely going into hermit mode. ciao

 

[waif]

we need the full story about Hawaii first.

 

[Vimana]

Way to be subtle.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

He probably accumulated several criminal charges while in Hawaii, including but not limited to stalking, assault and rape, making his "falling off the grid" more a necessity than a personal choice.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

About to settle into watching my horrible football club lose to another horrible club in a Champions League game. Should be enjoyable as I drink eighteen beers and fall into a coma.

 

[Vimana]

Watching some maudlin crime show.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

ate a bunch of thai food.
about to put in my game of thrones book on cd and bring the exercise bike upstairs to listen to it

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I'm about to bring your mom upstairs to listen to her