The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Brahmabull117]

I just jerked off to a video of a couple of really hot girls going at it



I find that having the ability to give yourself very intense pleasures is a very good tool - cause then you can go out on dates with women without having to worry too much about sex. A general rule in life with women - the less you care about having sex with them, the more they want to have sex with you

 

[Vimana]

So I saw these awesome paintings in an office, but I can't tell who painted them because I suck at reading signatures. I think the first two letters are s and k, butI can't really tell. I could use some help.

http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/2470/indistinguishable1.jpg
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/9920/1129111703a.jpg

 

[zabu of nΩd]

The pictures are too blurry, and the artist's signature is too illegible. Is it even in the latin alphabet?

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

BUMP!

I will get drunk today. I’m really in the mood for the good old being drunk and retarded.

I just jerked off to a video of a couple of really hot girls going at it



I find that having the ability to give yourself very intense pleasures is a very good tool - cause then you can go out on dates with women without having to worry too much about sex. A general rule in life with women - the less you care about having sex with them, the more they want to have sex with you

Oh look, Onder made a troll account.

 

[Vimana]

The pictures are too blurry, and the artist's signature is too illegible. Is it even in the latin alphabet?

Beats me. Fuck cursive.

 

[King Richard]

Speaking of art, I went to this art display/showing/auction/sale thingy tonight in the artsy farsty part of town with this Thai chick that wants my nads. Long story short, there was a fuckton of smoking hot broads there. I was seriously blown away by how many hot bodies were there, BLOWN AWAY. I stopped looking at all of the stupid art on the walls very quickly and just started people watching. I still can't believe how many hot bitches were there. I'm thinking of going back, without this chick next time obviously.

 

[Srontgorrth]

Check out art>buy expensive shit>fuck hot bitches?

 

[Onder]

Oh look, Onder made a troll account.

Narp. I openly told some girl yesterday that I wanted to see her tits and ass. There was her exboyfriend and he laughed at it. Then I went home and threw up.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

That n00b poster sounded like a mocking version of you.

 

[damnromulans]

Narp. I openly told some girl yesterday that I wanted to see her tits and ass. There was her exboyfriend and he laughed at it. Then I went home and threw up.

This is GOLD dude. GOLD!

I feel like SHIT, slept like two hours, serotonin floating in the toilet, but I pooped today so that is victorious. I'm getting old, the thought of doing two late-night dancing benders back to back is daunting.

Rick - pro tip - most art chicks don't like to be called broads to their faces

 

[Cronopio]

Seriously, why do you guys write about your pooping habits? It's fucking disgusting.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

watching the Illinois Gonzaga game
Illinois is 8-0 now

 

[Cronopio]

Listening to Weird Al.

Weird Al - fuck yeah!
Illinois - fuck yeah!
AMURRKA - FUCK YEAH!

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

21 - 7 Wisconsin in the first quarter of the Big 10 championship. Looks like that game is already over.

 

[Vimana]

Just got back from dinner with some relatives. Listening to the Cave Story OST.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Seriously, why do you guys write about your pooping habits? It's fucking disgusting.

Laura has a very serious medical condition that greatly impacts her life, you should not ridicule her.

 

[Vimana]

One time at this hippie camp my brother and I went to, my brother put laxatives in the soup. There were only two porta-potties, and a bunch of guys ate the soup. They all ran in unison over there, but the majority had to shit in the grass.

 

[waif]

My drummer and I went to a bar and drank constantly from like 10 to 3 and drank a fuckload and fuck I'm not even proper drunk and we left our bassist a bunch of drunk voice mails but what really matters is that I love all you fags except for you, yes you, because you're a goddamn cunt, and you're goddamn right you know who you are, you stupid bastard, so fuck off. Fucking cockbasket,

 

[unknown]

@ cockbasket

 

[Zephyrus]

Woke up this morning to realize I had passed out absolutely trashed at a friend's house. Walked back home, slept some more, now starting my day. Lot to do.