The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

My friend was going to get me a dance at one (in exchange for him getting to not feel awkward about going and getting one) but I decided I didn't want to end up crashing on his sofa that night, which would have ending up happening.
 
I think I'd struggle to maintain a decent opinion of myself if I did that. Morality really screws you up as a person. The human condition is shit. So woman who's like hmmm, 43 or so, likes me and keeps messaging me, but she lives a long way from me and seems ever so slightly crazy.