The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Alright I'm drunk now. Didn't think this would happen. But it's great. Can't complain. Tomorrow? Fuck that day. Why not just fuck that one.
 
Just finished two online seminars on the warning signs of sexual abuse of children in schools. Fucking depressing. And I made the huge mistake of doing them at a cafe (didn't know what the content was gonna be beforehand). Awkward.
 
So my internet connection finally works in the campus pub. In other words, I'm sitting here drinking beer and browsing faggot shit. I have work to do but fuck it really.
 
Going to the wake of one of our Board member's brothers today. I've never been to a wake in the USA and definitely not one at a Catholic church. I am "black business casual" and I plan on going half an hour after it starts and imitating what other people do.
 
Bored as fuck all at work. Nothing to do. Just grabbed a pair of scissors and walked in the bathroom to trim up my pubes. I'm getting paid to do this.
 
Waking up and it seems I didn't die last night like I thought I might

Went to a karaoke bar with some classmates and somehow convinced myself to go up and sing Cat Stevens' Wild World and nearly died of anxiety, but got through it and after a drink and a smoke I was able to stop shaking

Was fun though - might go again sometime!
 
Wash it all down with some Staropramen and put ZZ Top and ACDC on back to back. Then keep drinking till your a tipsy and order a male real doll.