The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

I'm probably not going to be friends with anyone here on Facebook. It's not because I think any of you are shit or anything. It is more for relatives and friends. For me anyways.
 
I drank so many beers during the last two days that when I jerked off now my semen was foamy and smelled like lager.
 
So I signed up to this social sex network site. I keept getting messages so I gave in.
 
Shit. I need to pay to see profiles and shit, fuck that. I just thought I could just use this site to have some random flings and shit.
 
Playing with oil pastels.... I need another hobby to shake shit up a bit, I haven't done anything new in awhile. Thinking of taking up wood burning.
 
Shit. I need to pay to see profiles and shit, fuck that. I just thought I could just use this site to have some random flings and shit.

Most of those small dating sites are scams.

Do you know what would be really helpful though? If they allowed you to search for women by the ages of guys they're looking for. It would make it a lot easier to search for cougars on sites like Match, OkCupid, etc.