I could be wrong but I don't recall Leviticus expressly forbidding human flesh. So it'd be a question of the specific slaughtering practices. Getting the meat blessed might be a challenge, though.
Eating spinach with seitan, bleu cheese, boring mushrooms and chopped yellow onion. Need to go grocery shopping.
Fuck, I'd be at the barber shop once a week if I knew of one with draught beer.