The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

I'm drinking Gevalia mocha coffee. Its okay. Better than most major grocery store available coffee, not as good as id like. Still drinkable though.

My girl and I are fighting. She's been a total bitch the last few weeks and I think she needs a punch.
 
I bought some cigarettes for the first time in a few months. Decided to try putting some of the Tobacco in a bong, and holy fuck, the nicotine is way stronger in a bong. Weird.
 
Just don't go around the house looking for other things to try and put in the bong, like feta cheese or sore vagina cream.
 
Excuse me do you have some of that feta cheese with sore vagina cream? Yes sir would you like some of your mom's hair in that? Yes please.
 
Got drunk yesterday and went home at like 6PM because I was too drunk. Missed my girlfriend's birthday party but I will see her during the holidays so that should be fine. I'm still kinda drunk. Sitting in my room listening to Dark Millennium.
 
My fucking aunt (LOL) gave me an eighth of some pretty dank weed, so I'm smoking on that tonight. Two really big nugs with shit tons of orange hairs. Took a couple Vicodin too, which I like to do every couple months or so (no, I don't have a problem).

That was the lead singer of The Clash, right?

No, that's Joe Strummer.
 
Alright, it's not THAT hairy... and it smokes real nice. It's some purple monkey/funky monkey (one of the two). Looks almost identical to this picture:

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