The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Enjoy your chosen holidays, GMD! Hope your lives and the people in them are good to ya like the ones in mine lately. Open wide, 2015.
 
So are you guys familiar with MassDrop? Interesting site where you pledge to buy and item and other people do as well and if enough are sold it costs less money since the site works directly with manufacturers.

Seems neat but don't know anyone who bought stuff from there
 
From what I can tell is you're paying for a certain item that will be made for sure instead of a concept that you hope to have a final product for.
 
So, made poor decisions yesterday. Had fun, but I can't enjoy partying quite like I used to. I think maybe I grew up.

Also, my left nut hurts. Not bad, but its slightly swollen and tender. Probably from the aggressive hand job I was forcefully given. Or I hit menopause. Whatever.
 
I fucking hate it when bitches get rough with Dr. Cockasuarus. You don't see me smacking your clit up, so take it easy. Bitches be trippin'.
 
$10 24 packs. I just want whatever is cheapest. PBR, Busch Heavy, Schlitz, whatever.

$10 24 packs?! Fuck man, thats the price of a 18 pack out here. :(

So, made poor decisions yesterday. Had fun, but I can't enjoy partying quite like I used to. I think maybe I grew up.

Also, my left nut hurts. Not bad, but its slightly swollen and tender. Probably from the aggressive hand job I was forcefully given. Or I hit menopause. Whatever.

:lol:

Yeah bro. I feel you. Thats probably why I drink everyday. Keep that shit from ever hittin me.
 
I fucking hate it when bitches get rough with Dr. Cockasuarus. You don't see me smacking your clit up, so take it easy. Bitches be trippin'.
Exactly. She was doing just fine until she decided my sack was a stress ball or some shit. Ha, stress balls.

Yeah bro. I feel you. Thats probably why I drink everyday. Keep that shit from ever hittin me.

Man, I drink daily too, but I can't put 'em away like I used to. Stomach issues every time, plus stupid bad hangovers. On the rare occasion that I'll partake in more illegal treats my reward is a horrible next day or 2. Ugh. I guess I'm done being fertile, done doing drugs, and done drinking like a man. What happened? :eek:

EDIT: A few minutes after I posted the above words, I just fucking lost it laughing at Dr. Cockasaurus. Holy fuck. Ha!
 
Im gifted with the stomach of an ox. And rarely getting hangovers.

But, being 28 Im sure thatll catch up to me soon.

Currently drinking a PBR, taking a shit, and posting on the forum. All this goin down next to a huge NAILS banner on the wall. Love my new roomates.
 
I have this girl who will gladly fellate me on request. I don't find her massively attractive though and we don't exactly have deep and meaningful conversation.

Anyway. I wish I had taken the advice from certain posters on here, past and present, and seen a shrink about my depression a long time ago. The drugs they give you work pretty dam good really.