Master_Yoda77
Juggalo
Absinthe is fun. It provides a very euphoric drunk.
Not really. All it does is make me think I am sober when I'm clearly not. I dig the taste though.
I'd rather drink pbr.
Absinthe is fun. It provides a very euphoric drunk.
Not really. All it does is make me think I am sober when I'm clearly not. I dig the taste though.
I'd rather drink pbr.
I'd rather drink pbr.
$10 24 packs. I just want whatever is cheapest. PBR, Busch Heavy, Schlitz, whatever.
So, made poor decisions yesterday. Had fun, but I can't enjoy partying quite like I used to. I think maybe I grew up.
Also, my left nut hurts. Not bad, but its slightly swollen and tender. Probably from the aggressive hand job I was forcefully given. Or I hit menopause. Whatever.

Exactly. She was doing just fine until she decided my sack was a stress ball or some shit. Ha, stress balls.I fucking hate it when bitches get rough with Dr. Cockasuarus. You don't see me smacking your clit up, so take it easy. Bitches be trippin'.
Yeah bro. I feel you. Thats probably why I drink everyday. Keep that shit from ever hittin me.