The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Right now I'm posting here because I'm waiting for a porn video to finish downloading so that I can shut down and go to bed

Just has an excellent fap btw

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thanks, more of your sexually frustrated posts, just what we neeeded
 
And here is where I thank the gods for giving me crazy eyes and active bitch face.

Took my individuals out to the movies to see the new avengers. The independent travelers can go home by themselves within the community at 3, and the dependent ones I bring them back to the program. So it's a little after 3, and I got 3 indies and 2 dependent a. Two indies leaves and the other decides he's gonna stay on the train with us and take the bus across the street from the program home. I noticed some douche is like making faces or whatever at him and he seems to notice it too so he's trying to avoid eye contact. So I tell J (my individual) to come stand behind me. The crazy guy walks next to me and I look him dead in the eye and with the deepest voice I could muster asked him if there's a problem. Crazy guy scoffs and walks off and calls me "damn Wonder Woman" (because my star leggings).

Fucking douche. I hate people. But he backed off.
 
I have to go to work and I also have to study for like three exams. Jesus shit.
 
Well you'll probably end up having 5 pilsners, having sex with your girlfriend, eating chill con snail and rubbing some 17 year old girl's thighs, whilst measuring her lips. Then you'll have smazeny rizek, smazeny kurva and so on. Then you'll go to a sex party and watch some Polish girl get fucked in the ass, whilst you sit in a cubicle.
 
Well you'll probably end up having 5 pilsners, having sex with your girlfriend, eating chill con snail and rubbing some 17 year old girl's thighs, whilst measuring her lips. Then you'll have smazeny rizek, smazeny kurva and so on. Then you'll go to a sex party and watch some Polish girl get fucked in the ass, whilst you sit in a cubicle.

Interesting.

EDIT: But no. I really have to do stuff tonight and probably a few more days ahead.
 
Well you'll probably end up having 5 pilsners, having sex with your girlfriend, eating chill con snail and rubbing some 17 year old girl's thighs, whilst measuring her lips. Then you'll have smazeny rizek, smazeny kurva and so on. Then you'll go to a sex party and watch some Polish girl get fucked in the ass, whilst you sit in a cubicle.

Did Onder teach you this or is it a mistake? Because kura/kuře(chicken) and kurva(bitch/whore) is quite a difference, and kinda funny tbh. Like you fucked her so hard she became smazeny.
 
I put kurva on purpose as a joke. In honesty I know basically know no czech other than those words I used. I did take classes for a about a month a few years ago, but I didn't sink in well.
 
i have never seen a boxer so scared to get hit as that wuss mayweather. And when he gets cornered he hugs so the ref breaks them up and he has space to run like a gay chicken again. What a fucking pussy
 
People who never give a shit about boxing suddenly being all "omg this is the most important shit ever must pay attention" are fucken annoying

Worse than "playoff fans" for hockey and football
 
Fuck box, box is fucking gay I don't know how anyone can find that entertaining.