The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[CiG]

Fuck that, I like my Sundays to be free, drinking beer and blasting Metal in my backyard and then watching DVDs all night with a tasty ass meal is my religion.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I thought you were going to say "with a tasty ass cunt" because you are Australian but nerp...

 

[The Butt]

Drinking a thousand beers before the bar is like easy-mode. You are only cool if the bar likes you enough to allow you to BRING IN your own fucking case of beer. Then, you've reached legendary status.

Nah this bar doesn't like me much. I guess last time I was at the bar I was trying to get with all the women, even this one lesbian girl (or so I've been told by a bud of mine).

I don't remember but fuck it.

 

[CiG]

I thought you were going to say "with a tasty ass cunt" because you are Australian but nerp...

I'm single as of a few months ago so nah.

 

[The Butt]

Drink beers, fuck cunts, hail Satan.

 

[CiG]

You forgot "cook meat" you fucker.

 

[The Butt]

You cook meat? I eat it right off the animal.

 

[CiG]

You cook meat? I eat it right off the animal.

Man, I'm aboriginal, if I weren't into cooking my meat, so much of my culture and upbringing would be a waste.

 

[The Butt]

I was being facetious, I love me a good medium-rare steak. Or chicken burger patties in the deep fryer.

 

[CiG]

I'm eating a roo stew right now!

 

[The Butt]

Come to Canada, I'll cook up some fucking moose.

 

[CiG]

Only if it's fucking roadkill!

Seriously though, that sounds awesome.

 

[CiG]

Honestly, I wanna live in these lyrics.
DON'T THROW AWAY THAT ROADKILLED MOOSE!

"The first thing you need is a wagon built for speed
a Bjølseth-caravan to roam the goddamn land
And a car to pull the beast
with room for a still and yeast
and you'll need a camping place
to play your ace of spades

This is a Crash course in camping
A lesson in white trash romancing
This is a Crash course in camping
A lesson in white trash romancing

The second thing you need
is some music played by a swede
Roland Cedermark
will make your soul spark
An accordion for your trip
who cares if it's not hip
You can play it everywhere
the sound will cleanse the air

Don't forget your homemade booze
Don't throw away that road-killed moose
you will need it for the grill
The meat and drinks will make you chill

Eat! Drink! Fight! Fuck!

The final thing you must bring
will make you the camping king
A grill that burns on coal,
barbecue with an old school soul"

 

[Dak]

My brother brought me Alaskan moose when he last visited. Shit was bomb. Moose steaks, moose burgers, moose sausage.

 

[The Butt]

Moose is fucking good. My brother got a lot of moose meat from friend of his and I got to have quite a bit of it. It was so great.

 

[CiG]

I'm real hungry for some moose now, moose jerky any good?
I heard Tim Hortons is the shit too.

 

[End of Glory]

Moose is great but nothing beats red deer, fallow deer or wild boar.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

I had some venison bratwursts my great-uncle made earlier today. Best brats I've had. I'm looking forward to making venison goulash soon.

 

[CiG]

God damn it I need all these North American meats.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Man, I'm aboriginal, if I weren't into cooking my meat, so much of my culture and upbringing would be a waste.

Do you like to huff petrol?