So I've been sick the past week or so. Maybe a bad cold, maybe the flu. Doesn't matter because that's boring.
The past two nights I've been taking Robitussin every evening on top of two or three beers a night because I have some idiotic hope it'll make me feel better. Apparently this is a bad combination with a fever for me. While this is relieving the symptoms it's causing some bizarre side effects.
1. Weird dreams.
I never fucking remember my dreams, ever... Maybe a couple a year. First, I died and went to the gates of heaven in which I was put on trial by a gigantic judge for my life and damned to hell. At the end of my fall I woke up.
The second is just yeah... I had a dream that seemed like every non family female I've had any sort of more than a fleeting contact with took turns straddling me, some were fully clothed, some were actually having sex with me in this old chair... All had the same expression of a demented smile on their face.... All mumbling gibberish. Woke up confused and absolutely covered in sweat.
2. Hallucinations
I was seeing flashes of light in the corners of my eyes and hearing loud cracking noises most of the two nights. At one point it also sounded like a voice loudly, clearly said "Justin" in my ear. This voice was the distinct voice of an ex girlfriend currently residing in Maine. I actually sent her a message on Facebook the next morning because of this.
Also, when I closed my eyes, hell I'm not sure what other people see when they close their eyes but I see black/green/red variations depending on the light in the room. These colors swirled and undulated for hours.
Never doing that again, unless I get really bored one weekend or something...