Story time. So basically I'm friends with this latina chick from my class, she's from central America. We're only friends and I don't care for latinas or anything but she's a chick with temper and long story short she's a good friend of mine. Now a lot of guys were after her when she arrived in the uni because hey a sexy latina chick etc, however she settled with a guy from Serbia, also very impulsive person and jealous as fuck. Now I have a pass to talk to her and shit, maybe because I'm taken as well and because I'm her classmate and shit and I've never really talked to this guy but we always say hi and shit. Now he sent me a very interesting message today, asking whether I've ever been to the homes of three of my friends. It's gonna get kinda Poirot from here, but one is a chick from Cambodia, one is a gardener, and one is the disappearing vegan chick. Now it's very strange to ask whether I ever visited someone's home, let alone name three random people from my friend circle. We're not even friends on facebook with this guy and he sends me such a thing. It obviously has something to do with jealousy and this latina chick.
I sent him a "funny" response because I feel like his questions were too personal for my liking:
"Here’s the thing. To properly tackle the intricacies of this subject I would probably have to start with a thorough explanatory introduction on architecture and housing in Central Europe throughout the ages, probably with an emphasis on the communist era and its socio-economic consequences on housing and the general living standard of Central European families. In the second part I would have to talk a little about my own relationship with architecture of the modern times, especially in the suburbs of our capital city. No less important is the structure of today’s society and mainly relations between students who commonly occupy dormitories and form complicated sites of relationships inside the campuses of universities.
Only then I can follow with my own personal experiences with homes of my three friends."
He MIGHT punch me in the face next week.