The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Krigloch the Furious]

Woman and I have some sex lastnight.
Get done and I grab a towel, wipe off, give it to her.
She says she needs water, so I put on pants and get some upstairs.
Come back down ready for round two.
Get in bed and I rip the biggest fart of 2015.
Both start laughing and she yells. "You just shit the bed! Thanks for ruining that."
She ended up falling asleep and I got on the computer the rest of the night.

 

[JontRevolting]

And they say romance is dead in this modern era.

 

[SentinelSlain]

You also have to have the "classic" handsome British look for this to truly be effective. British accents aren't as exotic as they used to be. Do you think you have what it takes?

I look a bit like a younger fully haired prince william. Does that count? I don't look like Hugh Grant.

 

[tagradh]

Aren't you from Essex?

 

[Omni]

Do you really look like royalty? I'm skeptical.

 

[End of Glory]

Going to see Judas Priest today. There's been threats about a bomb and shit like that but fuck it.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Aren't you from Essex?

no

 

[SentinelSlain]

Do you really look like royalty? I'm skeptical.

Well imagine some kind of blend of these faces:

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Just uploaded a video I recorded last night, watch my fat ass slur about shit you probably don't care about.

Good on Abscess!

 

[unknown]

That is not a good picture of Art Garfunkel

 

[Krow]

Going to see Judas Priest today. There's been threats about a bomb and shit like that but fuck it.

If you have to go down, man, at a Priest concert is the way.

 

[Omni]

Well imagine some kind of blend of these faces:

I don't know how you can look like these people mixed together but the end result probably isn't a good one.

 

[SentinelSlain]

haha ok

but what do you look like?

 

[End of Glory]

Priest were awesome. Boring crowd and set list could have been a little bit better.

 

[Omni]

haha ok

but what do you look like?

I'm pretty short, average looking and a brunette. I wear glasses because my eyesight is pretty bad without them. I don't post pictures of myself online because I'm extremely visible to the public and corporate world at my job.

I don't claim to be attractive in the slightest and I don't think that I am. I certainly don't compare myself to royalty.

 

[Omni]

Priest were awesome. Boring crowd and set list could have been a little bit better.

Did they play "Beyond the Realms of Death" by any chance?

 

[End of Glory]

Yes.

 

[Omni]

That's good. I wouldn't care what else they played as long as that was in there.

 

[End of Glory]

1. War Pigs
   (Black Sabbath song)
2. Battle Cry
3. Dragonaut
4. Metal Gods
5. Desert Plains
6. Victim of Changes
7. Halls of Valhalla
8. The Rage
9. Turbo Lover
10. Redeemer of Souls
11. Beyond the Realms of Death
12. Screaming for Vengeance
13. Breaking the Law
14. Hell Bent for Leather
15. Encore:
16. The Hellion
17. Electric Eye
18. You've Got Another Thing Comin'
19. Encore 2:
20. Painkiller
21. Living After Midnight
    
    The set list.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I'm pretty short, average looking and a brunette. I wear glasses because my eyesight is pretty bad without them. I don't post pictures of myself online because I'm extremely visible to the public and corporate world at my job.

I don't claim to be attractive in the slightest and I don't think that I am. I certainly don't compare myself to royalty.

I only said prince william because someone else said that in the past. I don't know about royalty being a high standard for beauty, Hapsburg jaws and inbreeding probably aren't great.