The Ozzman
Melted by feels
The worst is when you just finish showering and then you have to poop. It's like you wasted all that time in the shower for nothing
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The worst is when you just finish showering and then you have to poop. It's like you wasted all that time in the shower for nothing
It must suck to have a hairy asshole and to be unable to clean yourself properly after taking a shit.
The Ozzman
Melted by feels
Implying I can't clean myself properly after I take a shit. I'm just saying that when you're in the shower you have the opportunity to really clean those areas thoroughly and then having to take a shit afterwards is like 'Fuck, I need to shower again'
I have bowel issues anyway, so it makes it harder for me regardless.
Krigloch the Furious
Pants full of poo
I honestly just bring sanitary wipes with me in my bag and use them. It works better than toilet paper, but I don't know how well it would work for someone with butt hair.
Krow
Garbage Connoisseur
A wet wipe would make the tangled nexus of my starfish a greasy mess.
The Ozzman
Melted by feels
Probably just as well in my case. If businesses would just switch to 2 ply TP instead of 1 ply, it would be that much better for everyone.
CiG
Room with a View
Krigloch the Furious
Pants full of poo
Krigloch the Furious
Pants full of poo
Went for a quick ride before the storms hit...well they didn't hit Springfield at all.
But apparently a couple small towns had tornados touch down.
Sirens went off for a while.
I stood outside and watched the super low clouds.
Now I'm pooping
But apparently a couple small towns had tornados touch down.
Sirens went off for a while.
I stood outside and watched the super low clouds.
Now I'm pooping
RedStorm
Death has come
You have a twitter, why are you posting this here lol
Always I'm going to get grilled by you liberal fucks but Im going to vote for Trump, with my mind of course
Always I'm going to get grilled by you liberal fucks but Im going to vote for Trump, with my mind of course
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RedStorm
Death has come
Dude I'm thinking of becoming a psychologist when I'm older, is the occupation enjoyable? Do you work for a government agency or something private?
LOL. What the fuck dude, i only know one guy worse then you and he's died like 3 separate times and has done every drug. He keeps trying to convince me he saw a dude get his arm chopped off, he says the next time I'm over he's gonna get that guy to come over and kick my ass.
Phylactery
Active Member
What the actual fuck? What kind of company do you keep? The idea of you getting beaten up by someone who chopped their arm off is making me laugh quite a bit.
RedStorm
Death has come
I don't know man, my schools weird as fuck and this guys out of his mind. He's fun to drink with sometimes but besides that.... well as you see
Dak
mentat
I've only just made it into grad school, so I couldn't tell you yet. I will tell you currently the field is quite saturated. Be prepared to work your butt off just for a chance to interview for school.
RedStorm
Death has come
Alright. Trodden buddy, enough with the fucking sigs dude, its gonna give me a fucking seizure.
Turn signatures off or ignore list him. He already said he likes that it annoys people.
RedStorm
Death has come
Yeah well, I might do that. I was nice to him so maybe I got a little leeway and can convince him
Krigloch the Furious
Pants full of poo
So far I've seen 2 large spiders.
A wolf spider at the trails. Nasty!
And a large black one under our garbage can.
Not a good sign, big shit shouldn't be out yet. It's only fucking March!
A wolf spider at the trails. Nasty!
And a large black one under our garbage can.
Not a good sign, big shit shouldn't be out yet. It's only fucking March!
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