Krow
Garbage Connoisseur
And @Krow did I ever tell about my friend's drink that he called a "power bomb" (or sometimes a Kyle Bomb)? You basically filled a fucking red solo cup more than half way with whiskey or rum and then added a few splashed of RC Cola or whatever cheap cola you prefer and you proceed to down the whole fucking thing pretty much in one go.
I saw him do 3 of these in only a couple of hours with a few beers. Last time I saw him he was passed out in the garage on a chair puking into a garbage can. It was adorable.
Try it out sometime. Also, let's get drunk together.
I'm not sure the Earth could withstand you, @CASSETTEISGOD @The Butt and me drunk in the same room.