The Ozzman
Melted by feels
I've had girlfriends before. oh and a half hour ago, the telephone rang. its 3 am here, that could only mean one thing: family emergency. I hope my grandma, the one woman I care about this wretched world, didn't pass away.
I've never had a girlfriend. Though, that must mean a lot of you can get a girlfriend in Youngstown. The standards there must be fairly low.