We got a boat a few months ago and been spending a lot of time on it, fishing and hanging out in the bay etc. Fishing has been fucking awesome I have about 100lbs of walleye I caught myself.
Anyways I gotta say now that we're boat people, that I've never seen more titties flopped out in my life. In the main party zones where everyone rafts off there are so many topless girls, beautiful young girls with old guys, and they seem so confused like they don't know how they got there. And I can't even enjoy a fucking cigar while admiring them because I'm just really worried they'll never amount to anything. It's like that Louis CK skit, I'm just mad at them for being bimbos instead of studying or working hard enough to buy their own boats.