The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[PrincessHades]

Fuck everytime I get paranoid and read about this sex drive shit, its all directed towards women. Fuck...

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Do you have a girlfriend that you're struggling to keep satisfied or something?

 

[PrincessHades]

Do you have a girlfriend that you're struggling to keep satisfied or something?

No but low libido could be a sign of low testosterone

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Low T is good. Look at all the historical eunuchs that manipulated their way to the top of the political strata. You could cut your balls off entirely and be one of them.

 

[The Ozzman]

Low T is good.

Lol

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Don't be jealous just because I can still comfortably sleep in a twin-size bed. I'd love to be 10 years old again.

 

[Onder]

It's all about low t and small d.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Low E is the bigger problem than Low T.

 

[The Ozzman]

Low E is the bigger problem than Low T.

Is that something only skinny jean wearers have to deal with?

 

[Funerary_Doom]

What the heck is low E?


Speaking of beds, I just bought a temperpedic memory foam topper for my bed. So now I can feel like I’m sleeping on a cloud for a few years and not actually get up in the middle of the night. Honestly I sleep too much but I’m excited to be extra comfy.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Estrogen, I'm guessing

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Is that something only skinny jean wearers have to deal with?

http://ultimatemetal.com/forum/threads/wtfits.454154/#post-7891718

Estrogen, I'm guessing

Yes.

 

[The Ozzman]

http://ultimatemetal.com/forum/threads/wtfits.454154/#post-7891718



Yes.

Haha the fact that you did a search for 'The Ozzman' and 'skinny jeans' means you were annoyed. That was 10 years ago before I realized that I wasn't a hipster with bad Dad jokes. Lots changed in 10 years but my taste is still superior to most here.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Is that something only skinny jean wearers have to deal with?

Said the obese guy who has to wear JNCO’s because they’re the only jeans he can fit his monstrous wobbling fleshy pulp into

 

[The Ozzman]

Herp derp another fat joke. You're really trying hard to hurt my feelings since you keep reusing jokes. I guess when you're an alcoholic you don't have very good jokes and have to reuse them. I should know.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Herp derp another fat joke. You're really trying hard to hurt my feelings since you keep reusing jokes. I guess when you're an alcoholic you don't have very good jokes and have to reuse them. I should know.

You should edit that again, surely there’s more you could add

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Haha the fact that you did a search for 'The Ozzman' and 'skinny jeans' means you were annoyed. That was 10 years ago before I realized that I wasn't a hipster with bad Dad jokes. Lots changed in 10 years but my taste is still superior to most here.

No, I just had to search 'skinny jeans.' In fact, I had already done so recently because I was looking for that conversation between me and CASSETTEISGOD about people sagging their skinny jeans trying to look gangsta but instead just looking like they've got a dump in their pants, because it made me chuckle. While doing so, I remember coming across an old post of yours about liking skinny jeans, so it was already in my head when you made that remark.

And yeah, a lot has changed in 10 years. You just can't pull that look off anymore. But make no mistake, skinny jeans are not just for hipster doofuses:

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I went from corduroy shorts to cargo pants to now khakis. I refuse to wear anything until it has already been fashionably vilified.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Black boots, black jeans, black shirt, black jacket, aviators. ross bay cult eternal.

 

[The Ozzman]

You should edit that again, surely there’s more you could add

You just love when I edit stuff. Is that going to start replacing the played out fat jokes? Better watch out, there's a new OzzMeme brewin'!

I went from corduroy shorts to cargo pants to now khakis. I refuse to wear anything until it has already been fashionably vilified.

What about denim shorts?