The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Herp derp another fat joke. You're really trying hard to hurt my feelings since you keep reusing jokes. I guess when you're an alcoholic you don't have very good jokes and have to reuse them. I should know.
 
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Herp derp another fat joke. You're really trying hard to hurt my feelings since you keep reusing jokes. I guess when you're an alcoholic you don't have very good jokes and have to reuse them. I should know.
You should edit that again, surely there’s more you could add
 
Haha the fact that you did a search for 'The Ozzman' and 'skinny jeans' means you were annoyed. That was 10 years ago before I realized that I wasn't a hipster with bad Dad jokes. Lots changed in 10 years but my taste is still superior to most here.

No, I just had to search 'skinny jeans.' In fact, I had already done so recently because I was looking for that conversation between me and CASSETTEISGOD about people sagging their skinny jeans trying to look gangsta but instead just looking like they've got a dump in their pants, because it made me chuckle. While doing so, I remember coming across an old post of yours about liking skinny jeans, so it was already in my head when you made that remark.

And yeah, a lot has changed in 10 years. You just can't pull that look off anymore. But make no mistake, skinny jeans are not just for hipster doofuses:

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You should edit that again, surely there’s more you could add

You just love when I edit stuff. Is that going to start replacing the played out fat jokes? Better watch out, there's a new OzzMeme brewin'!

I went from corduroy shorts to cargo pants to now khakis. I refuse to wear anything until it has already been fashionably vilified.

What about denim shorts?
 
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Oh, my bad Mort. What pronoun do you prefer these days? I want to make sure I don't trigger you. Is he/him appropriate?

I would've edited the initial post, but @Satanstoenail would get mad about me editing so I'll just double post instead.
 
Just because his views aren't UM-crowd doesn't mean he brings it on himself. Actually, i remember quite a bit of people linking him to articles and asking him to elaborate. Soooo...

Also, i joined the gym last week and went only twice. Maybe i'll go tomorrow.
 
Last work week before vacation. Fully loaded cabin in the woods. Our own private lake. Hiking. Waterfalls. Caves. Beer. Cigars. Debauchery.

Fully loaded? I suggest you bring with you a blacklight to confirm

Sounds fun though, have a good time
 
What about denim shorts?

I don't think those have ever been on sale in the men's aisle since I've been alive.

I have always wanted to wear suspenders like my Opa. He was a heavy-set guy though so I don't think I could pull it off unless I go full Urkel.
 
I don't think those have ever been on sale in the men's aisle since I've been alive.

I have always wanted to wear suspenders like my Opa. He was a heavy-set guy though so I don't think I could pull it off unless I go full Urkel.

It's possible. My dad is overweight and can pull it off. I wouldn't consider him heavyset either (LOL BUT I'M HEAVYSET RIGHT GUISE?!)