The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[Sophii]

Taking a shit and thinking about loud prolonged auditory ringing.

Being up this late has also become problematic. I really need to manage my insomnia.

 

[Slammed]

You have a loud ringing when you shit? You really should get that checked out.

 

[Sophii]

I mean, it sounds like a faucet pipe screeching.

Then I shit and it goes away.

 

[Slammed]

It's a reversing beeper, you're backing one out and your arse is warning the system to brace for a turd tsunami

 

[Sophii]

So thats why its louder when I eat at a chinese buffet...

 

[The Ozzman]

Some words are practically an automatic trigger even if you're just trying to talk about the word itself. When I recently commented about the word faggot I censored it just in case. I've never been banned or even had a post flagged as far as I can remember. Gotta come up with new insult words I guess!

People have been doing things like 'Fuck off you fucking fa️️bbot' on Facebook to get around the ban.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

almost lunchtime

 

[PrincessHades]

just woke up with this weird rash on my arm

 

[no country for old wainds]

could be meningitis, should probably amputate just in case

 

[Onder]

just woke up with this weird rash on my arm

Honestly that's not surprising given how often you piss yourself and then sleep in your own piss. Even old sailors knew that pissing themselves would make them warmer for a bit but it wasn't worth it in the end.

 

[PrincessHades]

So thats why its louder when I eat at a chinese buffet...

im about to heat up some chinese food, im hungry as a bitch

ive been sitting here chain vaping 70 nic and im not feeling anything really, and i dont think i have a tolerance

edit took a deeper hit and im a little fucked up, kind of like caffeine on an empty stomach but more pleasurabele, also cant type for shit

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

i smoked meth at about 5 am
from the first puff to the last one was only 10, maybe 15 minutes
it's 5 min till 11AM right now
but i'm still a little high

 

[PrincessHades]

just woke up at 6 pm. sitting on the couch listening to Sodom

 

[Onder]

Woke up at 5:45AM. Had a coffee, drove to work, now starting the day in the office listening to some messy avant-garde classical while sipping on a tea of blakkness. I'm going to play with some mouds today, extract their DNA and shit. Hopefully there's some liquid nitrogen left.

 

[PrincessHades]

Woke up at 5:45AM. Had a coffee, drove to work, now starting the day in the office listening to some messy avant-garde classical while sipping on a tea of blakkness. I'm going to play with some mouds today, extract their DNA and shit. Hopefully there's some liquid nitrogen left.

damn dude, 5:45?? wtf? also wtf are mouds?

only time ive woken up that eraly was one time when i was up all night the night before, went to bed at 12, and couldnt stay asleep

right now im just chilling, enjoying the sound of rain and shit

 

[CiG]

WOW SO EARLY MAN.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

The oily boid catches the woim.

 

[Slammed]

Fuck, I wish I could sleep in until 5:45am

 

[PrincessHades]

what time do you all fucking get up? like ive said before i usually stay up all night and sleep all day. once school starts im gonna have to get up at like 7 which sucks but im honestly thinking about finding somewhere to squat so i wont have to for long. only reason im still in school is because my parents will kick me out if im not in school unless i pay rent but fuck that

i have a car so i could seriously get by squatting

 

[Slammed]

I'm usually up around 5 most days